Kalau perempuan lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: woow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman...
kalau perempuan tak lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi betul...
kalau perempuan lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: musti ada krisis dalaman nih...kesian
kalau perempuan tak lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan cakap: dah la tak lawa, perangai pulak huduh...
kalau perempuan lawa menolong Lelaki yg diganggu
Lelaki akan cakap: heroin sejati...!
kalau perempuan tak lawa menolong Lelaki yang diganggu
Lelaki akan kata: taktik nak ngorat le tu...
kalau perempuan lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: ok gak la....
kalau perempuan tak lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: kesian..mesti kena bomoh lelaki tuh!
kalau perempuan lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul mamat tu....
kalau perempuan tak lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata:...patut pun kena reject...
kalau perempuan lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
kalau perempuan tak lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...
kalau perempuan lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah dato' mana bela nih....
kalau perempuan tak lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: musti anak org kaya nih.....
kalau perempuan lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
kalau perempuan tak lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan kata: sedar pun diri...
kalau perempuan lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: caring sungguh....
kalau perempuan tak lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring le tu....
kalau perempuan lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u happy forever
kalau perempuan tak lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: sikit2 nak nangis!! mengada2...
kalau perempuan lawa masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah la lawa, pandai masak pulak tu...
kalau perempuan tak lawa masak
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah sedap ke tak????
kalau perempuan lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan kata: takpe...
kalau perempuan tak lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan cakap: ko ni takde keja lain ke... sibuk ni tau..
kalau perempuan lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan kata: sukenya....
kalau perempuan tak lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan cakap: balik2 email dia...boring
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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 81
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 81
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Beam me aboard, Scotty..... Sure. Will a 2x10 do?
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
Good job!
Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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When there's a will, I want to be in it.
C++ should have been called B
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates 81
Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!
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