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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.........

Question : What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please"

Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?
Answer : Ceylon tea

Question : How would you like it? black or white?
Answer: white

Question: Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: With milk

Question: Goat's milk, or cow's milk?
Answer: With cow's milk please.

Question: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um, I'll just take it black.

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar

Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.

Question: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: Mineral water

Question: Flavored or non-flavored ?
Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst